A day late and a milk bone short. I would tell you why I couldn’t make it to Fibbing Friday on time, but you’d never believe me. 

The thought provoking question for this week:

  1. What did the couch say to the toilet?
  2. What caused the last traffic jam in town?
  3. What really powers the Internet?
  4. What is really between Trump’s ears?
  5. What is in the heart of Africa?
  6. What was the last meal eaten in the Garden of Eden?
  7. Who built the pyramids of Yucatan?
  8. What is the highest form of flattery?
  9. Speakeasies were not secret bars, what were they?
  10. Alcatraz isn’t a prison, what is it really?
  11. What is in hamburger?
  12. What is the real question and answer to number 12?

My answers:

  1. The couch told the toilet, “I’m better than you because my owners can sit on me longer without their legs falling asleep.”
  2. As soon as Gary Tomlinson invented a jam with fruit preserves, all of the traffic jams were tossed in the trash can.
  3. The Internet is powered by Elon Musk.
  4. Resting deep in the recesses between Trump’s ears is an audio recording playing infinitely on a loop, “LET’S GO BRANDON!”
  5. If you listen closely to what’s around you in the heart of Africa, you’ll hear a pulse.
  6. Truth be told, Adam and Eve’s last meal was each other.
  7. The pyramids of Yucatan were built by a bunch of busy French Bulldogs.
  8. The highest form of flattery is the fun house mirror that makes you look skinny.
  9. Speakeasies are when you are talking with your partner in bed, but you wind up falling asleep midway through one of their sentences.
  10. Alcatraz is the name of my cousin.
  11. The main ingredient in a hamburger is my teeth.
  12. The real question is: why aren’t you following my blog. Likely, your answer is: I’m a cat person.

Prompted from Fibbing Friday at: https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2022/05/06/fibbing-friday-de-ja-vu/.